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Glennbeckistan

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by Chip Ward

If the Tea Party ruled.

ward_glennbeckistanImagine a land, let’s call it Glennbeckistan, where white, patriarchal, religiously zealous patriots hold a super-majority in both houses of the legislature, sit in the governor’s mansion, and have a lock on most local governments. States’ rights and secession are always on the agenda; gun-ownership trumps all other rights, climate change is considered an insidious socialist conspiracy, and a miscarriage can be investigated as a potential crime. Welcome to Utah.

Our rightwing red-state legislature just finished its annual 2010 session. So-called “message bills” challenged the federal government’s right to govern federal lands, enforce gun controls, legalize abortion, and man­date health reform. In addition, Utah’s lawmakers cut education, raised tuition, and slashed services to the disabled.

In fairness, state legislators across the nation, faced with disastrous drops in revenue, have likewise slashed social services and balanced budgets on the backs of the poor. In Utah, however, they also shelved pensions for public employees. That they could take such draconian action is instructive—organized labor is weak here, unions being another manifestation of creeping socialism. Utah’s history of labor organizing, or the grass roots and civil rights varieties, is anemic compared to most of America. This is the place, after all, where IWW radical Joe Hill was arrested and executed.

Instead of cherishing our uniqueness, Republican leaders here want the rest of the nation to be more like us. In fact, a survey of the 2010 Utah legislative session could be a trailer for a movie the national Republican base would like all Americans to star in. This movie would be for the Tea Party movement what Avatar is to tree huggers.

Paying off the 15-year-old

Before we get to this movie’s best scenes, let’s identify some of the actors: It’s easy to recognize the posse that goes after the bad guys—the black-hatted Obama­crats. They wear white hats (and skins). They wear their superior principles like shiny badges and they claim to be the underdogs in this script, even while acting like schoolyard bullies.

And the bad guys? In our state, they’re nowhere in sight unless you’re looking at Glenn Beck’s whiteboard.

Demonizing opponents is a crea­tive activity for the posse. Paranoia comes in endless variations, so the bad guys could be tax-and-spend liberals, illegal immigrants, gays (or at least those following “the gay agenda”), non-Republican blacks, federalists, socialists, environmentalists, pornographers, feminists or those nature worshippers who believe in evolution.

The cast of evil-doers changes each year. This year, for example, immigrants and gays got a break. Proposed bills to scuttle Salt Lake City’s new nondiscrimination ordinances were shelved until a future session of the state legislature—the Utah-based Mormon Church is catching enough flack for its support of Proposition 8 that banned same-sex marriage in California. To further antagonize the national gay community just now was deemed unwise. Immigrants were beat up enough in last year’s session.

The good guys are easy to recognize because they’re the ones constantly telling the audience how good they are. Sadly, as is so often the case with holier-than-thou heroes, there are visible stains on the white hats. In fact, the 2010 session was bookmarked by scandal. As the doors opened, Sheldon Killpack, State Senate majority leader, an outspoken proponent of tougher drunk-driving laws was busted for…drunk-driving. He promptly resigned.

On the last night of the session, Kevin Garn, the House majority leader, dramatically stood before packed chambers and declared that when he was 30 years old and married, he had “shared a hot tub” with a naked 15-year-old employee, then paid her $150,000 to keep quiet. Now, 25 years later, he said he could no longer “live a lie,” and so was confessing and apologizing—as it happened, right after the young woman reneged on that deal and went public. His colleagues were “shocked,” but gave him a prolonged standing ovation anyway. Appar­ent­ly, they find honesty inspiring, even from pedo­philes. Hey, at least he wasn’t a polygamist.

So the white hats are a bit soiled, but by now, that’s an old story—hypocrisy seems to be the evil twin of self-righteousness. Recent examples are too numerous to list.

Miscarriage cops

Perhaps the most outrageous legislative move the posse made this year was to make miscarriage a crime. State Representative Carl Wimmer’s bill was admittedly directed at a very specific case of miscarriage. In 2009, a woman who had been abused by her boyfriend and feared his reaction if he discovered she was pregnant paid some dirtbag $150 to beat her up so she’d abort.

The crime was as rare as it was horrific and didn’t need its own bill. A rational person might reason that if the woman had access to affordable healthcare, including abortion, or if she had alternatives to living with an abusive partner, she might never have taken such drastic measures. Not Representative Wimmer, who was frank about his desire to challenge and “whittle away” at Roe v. Wade. Every year some Utah legislator takes a shot at limiting abortion or making women who get abortions feel guilty and scared.

The bill was, in the end, amended to ensure that only a woman who repeated the specific act that generated Wimmer’s concern could be prosecuted. Lawmakers, however, seemed oblivious to the fact that, although only a self-arranged, beating-induced miscarriage could land a woman in jail, all women who miscarry are potentially subject to investigation. If you miscarry in Utah, you’d better be sure you have an alibi ready. So much for keeping the damn guvmint off our backs.

Health reform and
climate change banned

It looks like that woman will wait a long time for access to health care. Legislators passed a bill aimed at preventing Obamacare, as it is popularly known here, from coming to Utah without its explicit permission, no matter what the U.S. Congress does. Legislators made it clear that if Utah’s citizens are required to buy insurance, the state will challenge the federal government’s right to mandate that in court. Opposition to health care reform is a centerpiece in a broader “states’ rights” campaign that even includes the weather.

Similarly, anti-climate change resolutions passed despite pleas from Brigham Young University and Uni­versity of Utah professors to heed an overwhelming scientific consensus on the subject. Representative Mike Noel, a rancher, was successful in convincing his colleagues that global warming is just a hoax. They called on the Environmental Protection Agency and Congress to avoid carbon dioxide regulation until “a full and independent investigation of climate change science” is conducted. Give them some credit: Language was stripped from the resolution accusing global warming advocates of “conspiracy” because, hey, they don’t want to come across as nuts.

Another resolution called on Governor Herbert to pull Utah out of the Western Climate Initiative, or­gan­ized by a group of governors concerned about how climate change might affect fragile Western ecosystems. Then the posse passed another bill to protect utilities and energy producers from potential lawsuits claiming damage from greenhouse gasses. And they warned those pesky professors to shut up, too.

We don’t need no
stinkin’ wolves…
or stinkin’ rangers either

Legislators also tried to ban wolves. If ever a wolf migrates south from Idaho or Wyoming into Utah— bang! The lawmakers were actually using the assault on those prospective wolves to aim at another Big Bad Wolf, the federal government, which reintroduced the dang critters up north, protects them, and obviously cares more for the animals, fish, and reptiles on the Endangered Species List than it does for real human beings with guns and jeeps that will be more or less useless if pointy-headed Beltway types are allowed to boss the good people of Utah around. Advised by their lawyers that their wolf bill was clearly unconstitutional, they turned it into a strongly worded letter to the Interior Department instead.

Another bill challenges the power of federal law enforcement on roads running through federal lands, like our newest national monument, Grand Staircase Escalante. Local commissioners are still ticked off at President Bill Clinton for declaring a monument in southern Utah and so locking up large coal deposits owned by a foreign corporation that wanted to dig it up and send it to Asia.

If telling forest rangers to take a hike wasn’t enough, another bill aims to take over federal lands altogether by using the right of eminent domain. They know many consider that one laughable, but they’ve vowed to fight all the way to the Supreme Court, if they have to. Some $3 million was designated for lawyers in a year that saw education budgets slashed. You can look forward to oil derricks in national parks if they win.

Each region of Tea Party Nation has its own peculiar reasons for feeling oppressed. Westerners complain that they are bullied by big, distant bureaucracies like the Bureau of Land Management (BLM) and the U.S. Forest Service that oversee most of their open lands. Law enforcement on public lands is intermittent and timid. Under Bush, the federal agencies kowtowed to local politicians. Nevertheless, rangers are right up there with the IRS on the posse’s most-wanted list. Oddly enough, Utahns did not object when, during the Cold War era, the military bombed, poisoned and irradiated their vast land holdings in the Great Basin Desert.

Mr. Browning’s holiday and the ghost of Patrick Henry

It’s only right in a culture that celebrates guns that John Browning, the inventor of the automatic rifle, should get his own holiday, especially since he was born in Utah. State lawmakers originally intended to make his holiday the same as Martin Luther King’s, I suppose so they’d feel better about taking the day off. Knowing that would cause controversy, they finally moved the date. In a more substantive show of support for gun owners, they just officially declared that guns made in Utah were not subject to federal regulation. So there. That one is also headed for the courts. (After all the lawyers are paid, we’ll be lucky if we have funds left over to pay teachers, but at least we have our priorities straight.)

Utah’s states’-rights advocates even have their own caucus now. They call it the Patrick Henry Caucus and they have a website with videos extolling their own patriotism and love of liberty (unless you miscarry, are gay or enjoy the idea of a future benign climate). Also featured is a Glenn Beck interview of Representative Carl Wimmer, a self-described “9/12er,” who proudly declares, “No doubt we’re going to add to that terrorist watch list.” It isn’t clear if he is talking about the potential actions of the caucus’s most militant supporters or if he wants to label his opponents as terrorists. Another featured video shows Beck interviewing a Texas state legislator who describes a project to pass “sovereignty” legislation and, like Utah, declare federal gun control null and void in the state.

The ghost of Lester Maddox

The last time we witnessed such a hyperbolic states’ rights rebellion, it was led by such strident segregationists as George Wallace and Lester Maddox. As Alabama’s governor, Wallace blocked the integration of the University of Alabama and Mad­dox, who was later elected governor of Georgia, closed his restaurant rather than serve black customers. Back then, states’ rights was clearly a cover for shameful racism. Maddox was not a constitutional scholar—he ran a fried chicken joint. Advocating states’ rights was the means to resist federal mandates to integrate restaurants, swimming pools, and schools. Is today’s talk of states’ rights and secession a response to the integration of the White House?

Proponents howl with indignation when that charge is made, but the Tea Party crowd that hurled racial epithets at a civil rights icon and spit on a Black congressman the day be­fore the big vote on healthcare reform made mincemeat of such claims of innocence. Clearly, some of them see healthcare reform as a scheme to make white taxpayers pay for services to blacks. Their resentment taps into old hatreds and fears from the days of Maddox and Wallace. Let’s hope that it doesn’t also tap into the old violence and terror that went with them.

Usually, however, the prejudice is subtler. For several years, Utah’s lily-white legislature defiantly insisted on opening their session on Martin Luther King Day, which they refused to call by its name (substituting “Civil Rights Day” instead). There are no powerful black leaders here in our state, where African Americans were excluded from the dominant religion until 1978. Our miniscule population of African-Americans is not a significant voting block, so politicians who disdained Dr. King felt unconstrained. And unguarded. Last year, Represen­tative Chris Buttars stood on the floor and denounced a bill he opposed as a “black baby—a dark and ugly thing.”

The states’ rights movement here is also rife with “birthers,” who un­derstand that saying Barack Obama can’t be president because he wasn’t born here is a more socially acceptable stance than saying a black man cannot be president because he is… well, black. If you take birthers at face value, that their complaint is constitutional in nature only and not merely bigoted, then it is fair to ask if they were also outraged in 2000 when George Bush lost the popular vote, tied in the Electoral College, and won by one vote among Supreme Court judges appointed by his daddy? No, then they were counseling Democrats to be good losers and quit whining. The question is: If not racism, why the double standard?

Fightin’ words!

There was little talk of secession in this session of the legislature, but the rural newspapers and talk-radio shows that fan Tea Party sentiments in the state regularly entertain the notion that we should go our own way. Such talk is delusional. Utah is a net recipient of federal largesse. We can’t pay for our kids’ education by ourselves; we certainly couldn’t afford all those dams and pipelines that bring us life-giving water, and forget about maintaining the highways that run over a vast horizon. Most rural communities have fire stations, water tanks, community centers and medical clinics made possible by federal grants. Utah’s economy is wedded to jobs generated by Hill Air Force base. All of this begs the question: Why so much animosity towards the hand that feeds us?

Because feeding from that hand radically contradicts our cherished image of ourselves as independent, self-reliant, freedom-loving cowboys who don’t need stinkin’ handouts. We are proud to embody an American way of life that is seen mostly in the rear-view mirror, John Wayne westerns on Netflix, and in our own imaginations. The worst thing you can call a cowboy is a “welfare rancher,” especially when it’s true.

Coming soon to a
theater near you

Utah’s legislators are self-conscious about their image. For example, a bill sponsored by Chris “Black Baby” Buttars a few years ago to force the teaching of creationism was killed, not because his colleagues didn’t share his anti-evolution beliefs, but because they feared more ridicule. Our Mormon majority has already suffered the embarrassment of Jon Krakhauer’s best selling “Under the Banner of Heaven,” and an ongoing, less than flattering television series, “Big Love,” about modern-day polygamy.

Although it’s easy to scoff at our buffoonish legislators, it would be a mistake for those outside the state to look at these shenanigans, outrage­ous as they are, and think: It can’t happen here.

Maybe not all of it, but if the Republican base and its Tea Party allies can get their hooks into a given state or local government, some of it will come their way, too. Utah, after all, is where the right wing shows its hand. Right-wing jihadis get their training in Glennbeckistan and then march off to places like California to battle gay marriage.

Guess where polluters will go if Utah exempts itself from environmental laws that the rest of the country decides are reasonable to protect their citizens’ health? If Utah-made guns are exempt from federal regulation, guess where guns will be made?

And that’s the idea —to create “nullification sanctuaries” where congressional laws and presidential directives cannot be enforced. Asserting states’ rights is not simply a way of pursuing regional independence and expressing differences, it is a means of avoiding and undermining the national consensus on any number of important issues.

States’-rights legislators are not shy about their long-range goals. Utah Representative Keith Grover said of the 2010 session, “It doesn’t end at midnight.” Members of the Patrick Henry caucus have already contacted lawmakers in Nevada, Montana, Wy­oming, Texas, Arizona and Vir­gin­ia to trade ideas and strategies. South Dakota and Wyoming have also declared their gun-makers exempt from federal law, and Oklahoma’s legislature will also try to block health-care reform. u

As likely do most of CATALYST readers, Chip Ward puts up with Utah’s distorted political culture because our state is drop-dead gorgeous. Ward is the author of “Canaries on the Rim” and “Hope’s Horizon.” A version of this story appeared on http://TomDispatch.com. © 2010 Chip Ward. Check out Timothy MacBain’s http://TomDispatch.com audio interview with Ward discussing what can be done to fight the excesses of Tea Party-ism and its tea-hadis: http://tinyurl.com/yzp6489

 
 
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